Memorize these fun jokes and surprise your guests with them:
What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’?
- Santa walking backwards!
What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
- Santa Jaws!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
- Can you smell carrot?
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
- They always drop their needles!
What is Santa’s dogs name?
- Santa Paws!
What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
- A puddle!
What is a librarians favorite Christmas song?
- Silent Night
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?
- A Holly Davidson.
What’s so special about the Christmas alphabet?
- There’s No-EL
What’s red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
- Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
- The Turkey because he’s always stuffed.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
- Because he felt his presents.