Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Memorize these fun jokes and surprise your guests with them:

What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’? 

  • Santa walking backwards!

What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.

  • Elfish

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

  • Santa Jaws!

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 

  • Can you smell carrot?

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? 

  • Rude-alph!

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? 

  • They always drop their needles!

What is Santa’s dogs name? 

  • Santa Paws!

What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?

  • A puddle!

What is a librarians favorite Christmas song? 

  • Silent Night

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hannah.

Hannah who?

Hannah partridge in a pear tree!

What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?

  •  A Holly Davidson.

What’s so special about the Christmas alphabet?

  • There’s No-EL

What’s red and white and goes up and down and up and down?

  • Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?

  • The Turkey because he’s always stuffed.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?

  • Because he felt his presents.

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